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Russell Nelson – Raised By Wolves

Russell and Edgar Wright

Wolf Boy meets Wolf Man

Allegedly raised by wolves in an abandoned cinema near Alderley Edge the Russ learnt to survive with only his cinematic cunning and a love of Steven Spielberg to keep him warm.

After a brief incarceration in Oxford University’s maximum security law faculty he escaped to London.
Today he lives as a soldier of fortune having turned his back on lucrative careers in law, exotic dancing and international jewel theft.

In 2008 he pawned the world’s largest cursed emerald to finance his DVD addiction and his luxurious Barbican apartment. Scientists speculate his golden blonde hair may be the source of his awesome magic powers…

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